mormondad:

if outfit repeating was a crime I would be sentenced to life without parole 

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ryaynross:

im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since

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cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

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fcottm:

haskull:

Reblog to Activate the Bees

how do I turn it off???????????????????????

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i can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen

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